Some advertisers dream of Cannes Lions, One Show Pencils, and viral moments captivating the culture— my Mount Everest is the humble press release. More specifically, I need to write a press release for a fast-food or chain restaurant client that gets picked up by Munch Squad.* Nights, weekends, whatever it takes— I'll write the press release for your limited-time-only ginger chicken donut for free if I have to.

*The podcast within a podcast that brings you the latest and greatest of brand-eating. See the My Brother, My Brother & Me podcast for periodic Munch Squad features.